Genesis

Don't play play.

There was this guy on a prestigious hovercraft, who needed to poo as badly as Britney Spears wanted to shave her head. So after getting consent the cabin crew, he headed to the female's washroom because the others were fully occupied.

Just when he was about to flush the toilet, he saw three buttons - WW, HA, ATR. He remembered one of the stewardess had reminded him not to touch anything else besides the flush button and the washing basin but the advice was unheeded. You know la, guys can be extremely curious especially when they're in female's toilet.

So he pressed the WW button. He almost jumped up when several streams of warm water spouted at his butt. Even more excited, he then pressed then HA button. He was better prepared this time as he knew it'd be hot air coming out and he was right.

Couldn't figure out what ATR meant, he pressed it in sheer ecstasy.

Vision darkened and he passed out straight off.

Lesson: Either be very good in abbreviation or don't act smart.

Fuiyo, imagine what an Automatic Tampon Remover can do to your dear lil. (if you're a guy)

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They say as long as you eat regularly, gastric pain won't come. Fuck my tummy then. I just had another gastric attack without any reason.